our kitchen phones were wall phones when i was a kid. i say phoneS, because somehow my brother and i were lucky enough to have our own line. i think somehow it originated as a business line for my dad...but then he left...

and collapsible club? like, a baton? i totally have one of those, and i carry it too! i got it originally as a prop for a fashion show, but i carry it in my coat pocket when i ride through questionable areas on the moped. its a kick start, so itd be easy to just knock over and steal. i feel better knowing i have it, at least.