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kingtycoon ([personal profile] kingtycoon) wrote2012-10-12 08:05 pm

2&3&4 Telephones Ring

Who's Calling?  It's me the Phones!  Uh, or something not dumb.



My Own Tarot 002It's weird, you know - that you can get calls - someone might call you.  I think, I wanna say I was about 7?  The first time someone called me?  Back then we had a directory for the school - so kids could just look each other up and call.  Cause, right, who changed phone-numbers?  The 80's...  Anyhow-  I think it was...  Lisa?  A girl Lisa wanted to call and talk to me about stuff.  I guess?  Sometimes girls want to talk on the phone.  For real - that's probably the biggest hole in my abilities re- romance.  I hate calling on the phone, and I don't like being called on the phone- it turns out that way.



I guess in the end I can't stop thinking that I'm just talking to a machine.  I know there's another person and all - not, like - solopsistic - they're all secretly robots and it's a simulation - not like that - more like.  I am here and talking and I am talking into a machine and that is like talking to a dog or the air.  It is a thing of a crazyperson.



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Remember those blue-tooth head things?  Sometimes people still have them, I hate those things because they make it harder to distinguish between who is crazy and who is not.  Knowing who is crazy is an important skill in the world and I'm okay at it.  Except that maybe talking on the phone is a thing for crazy people.



So...  With all that said-  I still did make the Phones my symbol - replacing the Rod in the more traditional tarot.  But for real - what is crazier - a dude talking to himself or a dude walking around with some quantity of rods?  I mean, unless you are a rod-deliveryman you basically have no good reason to be carrying around rods.  Maybe a fisherman could get away with it.  Wands are likewise a personal affectation that will not get you many phone numbers if you brandish them in quantities greater than... I dunno, probably zero.  Zero Wands is the optimal number of wands to be carrying around.  And let's not even get into clubs.  You shouldn't be carrying around a club, not even that collapsible kind that sometimes would-be tough guys have.  Really you shouldn't carry things that the police are only going to have to wrestle you for.

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I mean, unless you should.  It could be that that is who you are and, I won't say - 'No Judgement' because I will judge you - not in a judgmental way, exactly, but in a discerning way.  In the way that I don't just yell and get upset about the guy doing karate moves on the corner (there is such a guy) but rather-  never speak or look directly at him.  Not that he's got a very nice phone though - he's more of a cups, more of a swords kind of guy.  You know how I know?  Cause the Phones are not just activity, not just doing - they're symbolic of something else.  Something simultaneously miraculous and prosaic.



Rather like the cellular phone.  You see 'em around, heck you might manage their use and function as part of your day to day - because they are part of the day to day - common.  They're a common thing that makes the world turn and bend - they're pretty much miraculous.  A company that makes them is, as of this writing, the biggest corporation in the world.  Who knew right?  They're a non-trivial portion of the wealth of all nations.  Crazy.  Just as I imagine stick-gathering was a fundamental chore for the laboring classes of medieval times.  True story - gather wood or die freezing - that's just the nature of things.



Which is to say that the phones mark a kind of middle-of-the-road.  A kind of baseline human condition, the lowest common denominator.  Kind of.  It's a little trickier than thinking of them like say - opinions and assholes.  It isn't quite something everyone has.  That's not what the Phones/wands/clubs/rods are about.  No - this is more about your assimilation into the broader popular culture.  Being caught up with the phones means you're more in the mode - you know the popular culture, you know the cool bands, the nice clothes, the popular political opinion, the tolerable political ideology.

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These are 3rd estate things.  They're for the people that make the world work - and in our world the best and newest is the way of things.  If I were painting this all in the 60's I'd probably have the wands be cars - in the 90's maybe computers (maybe).  But a tool that's contemporary and that's a statement about personality.  Well - to an extent.  You know there are i-people and android-people and wall-phone people right?  It's this idea that there are these kinds of people - when really, there's an unseen class of people who don't have any of those.  Like the millionaires in the 60's with drivers and the executives in the 80's with receptionists.  They're not of the mode - they're above/beyond.  It's a working-man's tool.  And so-  the phone.






The Phone is also - activity - and that's what I've been having - activity - I'm active!  Doing-Making!  Full activity is the thing of the phones- fire and happening.  So don't imagine for a second that I've been slack.



Nosir.



Really - I should mention it was a long languid summer of breaks before I got the Cups all done - and here I got the first 3 Phones in a weekend.  Maybe have the next three by the end of this weekend!  Maybe.  

And here's the rundown:

The Phones start out - kind of telling a story.





You start with the 2 - you're up and at 'em - you're out the door (or I am) at the crack-of-doomy-dawn you're ready, you're capable. You've got calls coming in already - maybe you even have to check your mail and the weather on your personal phone - you've got things happening. There's a man or a woman that you know who gives out different numbers for different reasons - that's someone who's got Things Going On. That's the 2 of Phones.





Then you're on your way - You're in the world and you're really - in-the-world, in the loop, you can see what it is and where you are going in it. The world is a golden paradise for you - because you're ready, and part of the world - it's a welcoming place that's just waiting for you. So - waiting, and ready-goodness. It's the next stop of the day - the Bus Stop.





And after that? Well you've got things to do, you're the golden one - bright prospects, when you talk - people listen, eyes dilate, blood in the cheeks - you're the golden one- on the shining path - you've heeded the call and now you're encircled by the shekina glory! The magic ring of jesus-fire - if you will. Fire.
It's all to do with fire - movement, and a signal. Like the bars on the phone - you're in a good spot, good reception for the Gnosis - you're on the shining path. In a way. It's still earthly, but it's a rising, transcendent earthliness.

You are, in a word - Effective.

[identity profile] mordicai.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Wall-phone"?

[identity profile] kingtycoon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sincere or being jokey?

[identity profile] mordicai.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
No, is that what you call a landline, & are there really adherents that you know?

[identity profile] kingtycoon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
The wall-phone! Cause it hangs on the wall and you have to paste a notebook up next to it. I know that you're trivially younger than me - but maybe enough that you didn't have a corded phone as a teenager? As a kid we had rotary, my grandma did for ever - just call the operator.

I guess I don't know anyone personally that has a home telephone as their main number now. That's pretty weird huh.

[identity profile] mordicai.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I just haven't heard it called that-- landline, home phone, but not wall phone. I had a corded phone, but then I had a bunch of corded business phones I had cleared out of an office space on an odd job I had done, & I would mess around with them, taking the face off, pulling the guts out, etc. Franken-fone!

[identity profile] fordmadoxfraud.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
My mom is still a landline adherent in that she refuses to get rid of hers, totemically, even though she does have a cell phone and the landline just collects dust.

[identity profile] mordicai.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We have a landline, but no phone plugged into it. Near as I can tell, landlines exist to...collect spam?

[identity profile] fordmadoxfraud.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been fun to step outside this world for a little while, but now I want to come back.

[identity profile] kingtycoon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll find the slot sweetiepie - no doubt.

[identity profile] daliah.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
our kitchen phones were wall phones when i was a kid. i say phoneS, because somehow my brother and i were lucky enough to have our own line. i think somehow it originated as a business line for my dad...but then he left...

and collapsible club? like, a baton? i totally have one of those, and i carry it too! i got it originally as a prop for a fashion show, but i carry it in my coat pocket when i ride through questionable areas on the moped. its a kick start, so itd be easy to just knock over and steal. i feel better knowing i have it, at least.

[identity profile] kingtycoon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You should hit that guy with the ponytail who does karate kicks down in the coventry-yard.

[identity profile] kingtycoon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, I always discourage people from arming themselves - because if you have a weapon you're likely to see others as targets, that's the thing I say against the concealed carry people - they're making everyone their enemies without provocation.

[identity profile] daliah.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
im not big on violence or weaponry really...but i do try to be aware that a 125 lb girl on a moped might be an easy target when it comes to $50 worth of crack. i realize this aint the ghetto, and im not talking about arming myself for a ride to coventry, but if i go to the west side on vehicle that only goes 45 mph, the freeway is not an option and there are only a few routes i can actually go....a moped takes zero skill to ride...its an easy target...but oh so fun!!!!

moped

[identity profile] kingtycoon.livejournal.com 2012-10-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, I've got a hundred pounds on you and I wouldn't fuck with you...

Someone was trying to get me to break my self-imposed ban on driving by getting me to moped it up - I dunno - sure it looks fun, but I think I'd look like a bear in a Russian circus riding the tiny bicycle.

For real it's hard for me to have a proper gauge of danger and so on. A guy once tried to beat me up and I didn't even notice! So I mean, I can't tell anyone how to function. And least of all you - who's a healer by profession - I just mean... I always speak up for kindness, I guess that's all.

[identity profile] daliah.livejournal.com 2012-10-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha, i feel big on the moped, so i can imagine you with your 100lbs and extra foot of height would feel biggest. its way cooler looking than most scooters that arent vintage or vespa, but i wish it went a bit faster. id ride that thing everywhere if i could get an extra 10mph on it. then id want 10 more to be able to go on the freeway though, and i guess it would be just as well if i learned how to ride a motorcycle and then got one. lol.

anyway, yeah, im a big fan of kindness, but im also a realist, and the world isnt full of people like you and i and select others. sadly.