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So you know whoat - we made the gargantuan blue dragon the tree-topper. That's fine.

Mainly our decorations are homemade - and here and there they go missing - so every year we make them again. That's nice.

Here's what's what:

I did thanksgiving with more success than I expected. Now christmas is impending and I want it to be better than what I'm used to.

What I'm used to is - I get a shirt from my mother, I give earrings to all my lady relatives and then I eat some food and spend a bunch of money & effort to try and make it nice for my little kid. That's the normal. It's so unimpressive that I've straight up invented other holidays to try and make it all better. The Best Day and the March Party are my/our real deals - the true parties.

And yet, christmas is impending.

Here's what I need to fix it. Presents.

Please send presents. That's it. I'm just asking. Tell your friends, I want presents. Tell anyone. If you send them to me, I'll definitely wait till the 25th to open them. Just send presents, I need them and want them. I am sad because it is winter and holidays are difficult.

Jeremiah Mathoslah
3993 East 93rd Street
Cleveland Ohio
44105

Please.