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[kingtycoon]

So you know whoat - we made the gargantuan blue dragon the tree-topper. That's fine.

Mainly our decorations are homemade - and here and there they go missing - so every year we make them again. That's nice.

Here's what's what:

I did thanksgiving with more success than I expected. Now christmas is impending and I want it to be better than what I'm used to.

What I'm used to is - I get a shirt from my mother, I give earrings to all my lady relatives and then I eat some food and spend a bunch of money & effort to try and make it nice for my little kid. That's the normal. It's so unimpressive that I've straight up invented other holidays to try and make it all better. The Best Day and the March Party are my/our real deals - the true parties.

And yet, christmas is impending.

Here's what I need to fix it. Presents.

Please send presents. That's it. I'm just asking. Tell your friends, I want presents. Tell anyone. If you send them to me, I'll definitely wait till the 25th to open them. Just send presents, I need them and want them. I am sad because it is winter and holidays are difficult.

Jeremiah Mathoslah
3993 East 93rd Street
Cleveland Ohio
44105

Please.

Comments

[aslant.livejournal.com]

Give us a hint -- anything you don't want?

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Uh. Well. I have disdain for guns or related articles. Also any kind of illicit substance. Mostly I hate getting No Presents. If you want a rad letter send your own address along. You won't be sad I'm good at letters

[hurricanelaura.livejournal.com]

Do you have an Amazon wish list?

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

You know I hadn't really thought of it - since Amazon doesn't sell cigarettes or beer. But I made one anyhow: http://amzn.com/w/3UK21H8U4N7WB

Look at my lack of preparation! See What I did to myself?

Next year, next year I'm going to get out in front of holidays - that's my resolution.

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Also, that is the wish list of a disturbed, just really unwell crazy person. WTF have I become?

[forsakengirl.livejournal.com]

I can't get the link to open

[hurricanelaura.livejournal.com]

It's cool, mine is too. But your link just comes up as missing. Are you under your real name or a screen name?

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Aw you looked!

Try this? http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3UK21H8U4N7WB/ref=cm_sw_su_w

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3UK21H8U4N7WB/ref=cm_sw_su_w

I think I fixed it, it looks like their URL shortening service is busted.