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Maybe just one more.  I think.  That's a lot of vodka & 60's british spy shows.  I am satisfied that I did this instead of something else while the superb owl had its moment.  Relaly - there's probably not a beter thing I could do.  Besices like, laundry, or not binge drinking a liter of vodka.  There's always not alcoholis as a way to go.  I ain't evne care though, it's sunday.

okay the new #2 looks like he's auditioning to be on the Adam West batman show.  If he were he'd be a villain called The newsman, and he'd deliver bad news in a self-satisfied fashion & then Burt Ward would fake-ass punch him and it would say Biffff! In a purple starburst.

Meantime this suicidal lady with a pleasing lower lip #73 - she's alright.  y'know, except that she jumped out the window of the hospital castle when #6 decided to show up there.  I like that he's got a knight rider thing going on in this episode.  Like, he's just a wanderer, a Loner At The Edge Of The Law.  straight up holding his own in a fight against 4 guys.  You know, you can fight one guy, and that's whatever, you can always just throw a guy on the ground until he runs away, and two, you can kind of throw them at each other - you can hit a guy with his friend and they will both be displeased.  But you get to 3 guys - now you've got some rogue factor - you've got some fucker who'll try and jump on your back and choke you out while you hit one of his friends against the other.  So fighting 4 guys at once-  to me, that means that you're extra good at fighting.

#6 is all unkempt about it too - he is a loner at the edge of the law, he wants to...  Wait!  So there's a new shopkeeper after the betrayal of the shopkeeper from the last episode.  that's a nice continuity nod.  I wonder if #6 thought twice about going into the shop - if he's surpirsed at all about there being a new shopkeeper?

Meantime listening to every single copy of the same record is some believable spy shit.  One of the pressings for sure contains the secret informaiton.  For sure.  Take notes.

They say be seeing you and don't do the salute - it saddens me.  Of course the shopkeepr has to tattle.  Is it exhausting being #2?  Listening to everone tattle all day?

Oh!  But check. it. out.  #6 is playing a game - I like taht - he's Running Shit Now.  Roll on to the hospital to check on suicidlal ladies, beat up 4 dudes and go taunt the new #2 - he's in his place now - my man #6 he don't shiv.  You'll see.  Misleading clues is basically the acme of tricky behavior.  People all over the world want to be mysteirous & and confusing but you're faking it and failing right up until you get to the fabrication of misleading clues.  Misleading clues is what mkes you immune from prosecution & laws.  Nice work.

Okay - it's gone to this place where #6 is just pure fucking with the new #2 & that's basically.  Really, if I was in the Village - I would do what #6 does in this episode - it's sublime & perfect.  Just go around asking for nonsense, just acitng like nonsense matters a lot, just constantly refer to it a being related to the efforts of the new #2.  It's magic is what it is & they got this guy to be the #2 of this episode goddam but this guy can't take a joke!  He's got like a quivvering furious David Niven quality - like he's about to swear at his wife.  Damn it's cool.

This is the first episode past the halfway mark & it's a goddamm coup - where it shows #6 running shit, basically taking over the table and making it his.  An you know?  he's barley got a speaking role in this episode.  "something ought to be done about #6"  Best & most real line in th eshow.  Something aught to be done.  But what!

Oh...  Nice camera work - slowly I turn...  This was exaclty the right episode to break the 1/2 way mark.  #6 has got jerked around in every way possible, and now?  Now he is pulling strings he's figured out how to play the game...


Or.


THE GAME.

So I had to, for the first time today rewind the tape to watch some shit twice.  The Challenge game!  What in the goddammed hell!?

faux east asian lute music while they trampoline helmet hottub wrestle each other?  Like I'm not even making any kind of exaggeration when I say that there is a biwa backed trampoline hottub wrestling match.  That is exactly what happens in this episode.


faux east asian lute music while they trampoline helmet hottub wrestle each other?  Like I'm not even making any kind of exaggeration when I say that there is a biwa backed trampoline hottub wrestling match.  That is exactly what happens in this episode.

See I had to repeat that bit because of how it happened and I saw it!  That is the sport of the village.  Also #6 is carrying a cuckoo clock around like he is swiss Flava Flav.

The bomb squad dude now gets to examine how a cuckoo clock works and now you know becaus this shit is educational as hell.  Who even knew?  It's to do with some hand carved bellows apparatus?

All the while #6 is up to some kind of homing pigeon shenanigan with Henry Mancini accompanment.  This is some cartoon pink panther trickery.  #2 looks like he hasn't had a poo in ten years.

Ooh #2 - you've helped me to understand that shaving my head is the right answer to being bald!  Cracking up is not for everyone, but you make it look real.

Now there is bedroom wrestling?:  This is the most choreographed, least believable fight scene scince earlier when there was trampoline hottoub wrestling.

Oh my christ but yessssss.  #6!  you are the effing champ of champs!  Look at how handsome he is as he smugly defeats the new #2 - all sweat & dismay, this has been a remarkable episide.  I remark upon it!


I...

I have to got to bed.  This is most of the way through this crazy show.  The later episodes are way more wacko if memory serves-  I'm sure I'll have cause for a long drunken evening of watching it again pretty soon.

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