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Today was a day where I was aggressively checked out by like, too many ladies and I felt kind of tired of it by the time I got home and then at home it happened again when I ran into a neighbor while I was doing laundry.  This one lady – she like, blatantly stopped in the sidewalk with her awful fucking dog to like, block the path and everything.  Fortunately – when people have a dog I don’t regard them as human, so I was able to scowl very angrily and storm on by.  Anyhow, it is probably because of my very nice and physique assisting shiny purple shirt, which I’ll have to save for going out instead of going about my functions.  At work this dude who probably only has ever worn a colored piece of clothing with a sports logo on it said that I was brave to wear so much purple and I said – “I have something special going on tonight.”  He asked what it could possibly be and I said   - “I’m going to kill the batman.”  It took him a second and then he laughed and laughed.  I felt okay about that.
Anyhow – if you want to check out a dude you should figure out what face you are making and if you stare at a man for a long ass time then don’t be frowning or looking all mean or whatever because you are a fucking creep and he will storm past you.