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[kingtycoon]

Today was a day where I was aggressively checked out by like, too many ladies and I felt kind of tired of it by the time I got home and then at home it happened again when I ran into a neighbor while I was doing laundry.  This one lady – she like, blatantly stopped in the sidewalk with her awful fucking dog to like, block the path and everything.  Fortunately – when people have a dog I don’t regard them as human, so I was able to scowl very angrily and storm on by.  Anyhow, it is probably because of my very nice and physique assisting shiny purple shirt, which I’ll have to save for going out instead of going about my functions.  At work this dude who probably only has ever worn a colored piece of clothing with a sports logo on it said that I was brave to wear so much purple and I said – “I have something special going on tonight.”  He asked what it could possibly be and I said   - “I’m going to kill the batman.”  It took him a second and then he laughed and laughed.  I felt okay about that.
Anyhow – if you want to check out a dude you should figure out what face you are making and if you stare at a man for a long ass time then don’t be frowning or looking all mean or whatever because you are a fucking creep and he will storm past you.

Comments

[daliah.livejournal.com]

this sounds like one of those eye opening articles where a man realizes what its like to be a woman, and why they always scowl and get angry when some random creepy guy pays them a compliment (or what creepy guy thinks is a compliment) ...every day. multiple times.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

That was pretty much exactly my thoughts.

[aslant.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Whatever men and women. Attractive people have our burdens and so on. But I can't be all - don't check people out - more like - have some fucking discretion and don't be a jerkass.

[aslant.livejournal.com]

"Why can't you just smile, beautiful? Cheer up! Hey fuck you, bitch." <--- average street response to this whole "have some discretion" thing.

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

I mean you definitely need to know about someone's attributes before you know if you want to try to know them for sex purposes. But you don't need to look at their teeth for that.

Surreptitious butt glances hurt no one.

[aslant.livejournal.com]

Oh I'll show them my fucking teeth

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

My friend, who's smile was a grotesque seldom seen thing had my favorite all time response to a catcall and howling. He just ran right at these dudes and spit on them and said I'm beautiful! Over and over.

[jjjiii]

lol, kill the Batman.