kingtycoon | Wizard Needs Job Badly...

So... I need to get a job now, and well? A guy I know was asking me about what my skills are and I started thinking about it- I don't know man, what am I good at? I'm not exactly sure what skills count as skills. Even more there's been this thing going around - this exact thing here:

So I don't have skills exactly? Bankable job skills? My main method of interfacing with my own capacities is to consider my statistics according to the games I play in which we quantify the qualities of people we imagine being - as such, I've put together what I think is a pretty accurate representation of my character - here:

Kingtycoon

Race: Half-Giant/Half-Dragon

Class: Multiclass Aristocrat 2, Expert 1, Wizard 3, Barbarian 1

Stats (on a scale from 1-20 or so)

Strength - 16 Intelligence - 16

Dexterity - 14 Wisdom - 14

Constitution - 14 Charisma - 14

Trained Skills: (I just put a rating out of 5 instead of messing with it too much)

Knowledge - Arcana 4/5 Diplomacy 3/5

Knowledge - History 4/5 Athletics 1/5

Knowledge - Local 3/5 Linguistics 2/5

Knowledge - Nature 3/5 Perception 3/5

Knowledge - Nobility 3/5 Sense Motive 3/5

Knowledge - Geography 4/5 Appraise 2/5

Profession – Sales 2/5 Spellcraft 5/5

Profession – Teacher 2/5

Profession – Data Entry(?) 5/5

Craft – Fairytales 5/5

Craft - Cook 3/5

Craft – Writing (?) 4/5

Perform – Hype Man 5/5

Perform – Dancing 3/5

Feats:

Breadth of Experience
Cosmopolitan
Deep Drinker
Eclectic
Extra Rage
Fast Drinker
Great Fortitude
Ironguts
Self Sufficient
Sociable
Taunt

Hmmm. So DnD doesn't really represent me particularly well. I've got all kinds of skills that are for a more modern setting. Like Driving, I'm good at driving, and... Computers. I can use computers pretty well. Maybe I should stat that stuff up too. Who even knows.

What are the skills that people want for a job?