I demand to be buried with this thing - this thing, and a loaded harpoon gun laced with curare.

[kingtycoon]

So I made it all this way and after many adventures and strange experiences I came to learn these spells. Honestly, I'm a little concerned about what must have happened to me that led me to this...

Speak With Plants

Protection From Normal Weapons

Charm Monster

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Comments

[ravenface.livejournal.com]

Beautiful! This is your medium, brother!

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Oh if only I had gone to Yale I could be a writer!