Know a Wizard By His Crazy Jacket

[kingtycoon]

My ebay account is kind of crossed up and this got delivered to old Melchior - my once roommate in Euclid. He was very confused and kind of upset. "Hey man, what is this package from Uzbekistan at my house? I can't have this! I can't have this in my life!" That's kind of Melchior's way, he's... well he wants to be square. Isn't though. Anyhow, yes this package was there and I went to get it - it is sewn shut and sealed with wax.

I got there - climbing up the mile long hill and feeling - well, weak. I used to do that hill every day, twice sometimes. I was winded but not sweaty. No wonder I used to be thinner. Shit. I need more 30 degree grades in my life. I guess.

Anyhow, he was very curious about what was up with my package so I opened it up on his driveway to reveal what I kept referring to as my 'coats'.

"Dude, you got a wizard cloak and are calling it a coat."

Which is true.


An entire couch was murdered for this.


I wear this even as I type this missive into the aether.


Touch me not, for I am magi.


It's hard to tell with the colors - but I got two of these. $25 apiece. Seriously. Uzbekistan.


It's pretty nice but doesn't yet smell awesome. I wonder how I'm gonna clean these things.

And whether I am going to wear them one to the office Christmas party.

I'm very, very pleased, even though I faced some kind of transit fuckmess getting home and had to stand around in the cold for sort of a longass time.

Comments

[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

That is a veritable Robe of the Archmage!

[archivist405.livejournal.com]

I love how happy your face is in that picture. Joy!
What does it smell like? I'd say launder by hand and lay out to dry. Such an exuberant color.

I'd also say that if you don't wear it to the work party you are doing everyone a disservice.

[jjjiii]

I like it.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

That is a fucking dope rad fly robevestcoats.

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

"An entire couch was murdered for this."

I had a mouthful of tea when I read that - LOL

[kromelizard.livejournal.com]

I'd spring for some dry cleaning before wearing something of such suspect origin.

Then I'd wear it to work. With a pointy hat.

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

That is... Is that racist?

[kromelizard.livejournal.com]

Against… wizards?

Or do you mean calling something purchased off of ebay (the premier clearinghouse for stolen and/or counterfeit goods the world over) that came sewn into, what is that a burlap sack? suspect in origin?

But this isn't some suspicion of foreigners thing here, I bought a nice tweed sportcoat at a local second hand clothing store and immediately dry cleaned that, too. But then, that was just purely reasonable precaution against the scourge that is bed bugs.

[mordicai.livejournal.com]

Link please.

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Wizards Only Fools

[mordicai.livejournal.com]

Magic coat burrito.

[aslant.livejournal.com]

That is fly as hell. And I love the sewn shut package!