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[kingtycoon]

Laundry tonight! also taking out the trash, also maybe some grocery shopping! It's not that these are exciting things to do and I'm by no means excited about them. But I get to do these things and I never do these things anymore. My clothes are all wrecked up and need cleaning, my socks need matching, my everything is dingy, everything. Once again I find myself in the place of wishing for a household ally. You know what I really need? A brownie, a gnome, some kind of shoe-maker elf.

The tooth fairy didn't come last time kiddo lost her little tooth, one of the last - it was great big and bloody to lose - and it was her tooth, I'm going to miss all these things about her when they're over. I need someone to have babies with. Lots of them. I guess I am wrong about needing a brownie or household gnome. Cause I guess that I need to get a wife. Fuck man, I don't know if I even can remember how to have those moves - probably I'm better off aiming at having a talking gorilla familiar.

I need sleep and order and I am short of both and it won't quit raining - this is boring and I feel boring.

Comments

[aslant.livejournal.com]

You need heinzelmannchen!

[rasa.livejournal.com]

If you're taking votes I vote for brownie, gnome, gorilla familiar, wife (in descending order of preference due to unrequited internet crush). I mean, if they're Gyo Fujikawa type brownies and gnomes of course.

[calico-pye.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of 'Sorcerer's Apprentice' (Fantasia/Mickey Mouse).

You are anything but boring, my friend :-)

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

Hey - just wondering if you're alright. I'm so used to seeing your posts erryday and it's been 3 weeks since this...

[kingtycoon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm pretty depleted and down and...

I dunno, I'll come back soon.

[symbioid.livejournal.com]

Hang in there! Just wanted to check in.