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kingtycoonWell, this is halfway. I don't think I'm going to stay up late enough to watch all of these and I'm pretty much falling down drunk now, what with having drunk liter and a half of vodka. Here's what's great! I'm super good at typing! Also spelling. Give me a gold star.
This is probalby better than the super bowl. I mean - it is for me! I don't know about you - maybe that's your jam. Who even cares!
This is a chess themed episode. There's always a chess episode. I hate that. I have this Shogi board, because I want to play shogi - but no one wants to play it with me! True story- the guy I did used to play it with left town to be a french-canadian canoe guide! He left town to move to the upper great lakes and speak only french to people while being bearded. I liked that guy, but that is what happens when you know someone who is legitimately interesting - they end up moving to The Village. Someone would play shogi with me in The Village. It's the highest form of Chess, that's what the too-school-for-cool Go-master told me. I ain't play go.
Chess episode. Now it's this lady again. is it that smae aweful lady from before? She's a good enough acress that it might be - but look at her excessivley emotive face - she's got all the expressions! Christ, don't talk to her- she's terrible. i hope Bobby Fisher sacrifices her. her and her stupid hat. beetle browed dismay is a crummy look no matter what. But check it out, how mad everone is that he didn't make his move right.
And now the new #2. This one is my favorite so far. i don't wanna have terror-based staring-contest makeouts with him like I do with the last one - but I do admire his sideburns in an envious fashion. I'd go so far as to say: debonaire.
The chess playing bluecoat is pretty much terrible though - you can tell by looking that that guy smells terrible, and you can see how #6 thinks so too - he tries playing like it's fine, but that's a smelly dude - he's defnitely go some kind of 20th century European bathroom regimen - like he showers once a week & only perfumes his clothes instead of washing them. Grooossss.
Oh this queen is a pointless lady hamster - she's like, partly a capybara who just wants a friend. You've met this lady before - the harmless wanna-be-around lady, she'll follow around like a noisy dog.
Meanwhile! The new #2's eye makeup is a godddammed miracle. This is a man unlike other men. He takes you to stare at cripples in the hospital and you feel lucky to have his dashing companionship. YOu watch as he tortures some hapless fatso and feel yourself barely restraining your arousal. Is he Abraham Lincoln? A young, moist Abraham Lincoln? With better hair product? You don't care, you are lost int he manly creases of his face and the intriguing glimmer of his eyes. The new #2 is dreamy as hell, he makes htat umbrella look good.
Ugh, and then there's the stoogy Rook, #6 don't throw in with this guy! You're misunderstandign the nature of chess & other hierarchies! It's only by their intention that competent people are at the base of the pyramid! Effective people in a hierarchical structure either have a position of command or of servility - they never find their way into the middle - that's for the marginally competent & loyal. Don't trust this dope... He's
Well at least you scorn him - but still, don't be on his side, he's a straight up chump.
also it seems that it's snowed a foot or so in the last few hours. I guess that's what I missed by by watching a 50 year old TV show while drinking excessively. 'mIssed.' Seriously fuck the winter.
Oh hell, this lad who's the queen/episode ingenue- you can tell she went to college for acting shes' fucking into it. Also insufferable, shes' no good, #6... Don't. Just whateveryou do stay off her. She's too gross & easy, she's shatnerbait. Kirkfodder.
But instead you get all caught up with this rook chode - jesus #6 - get some fucking sense! All the people you like are liabiliities up & down. Why ain't you just punch fuckers till they drug you? That's the best use of your time in the Village.
What the Fuck with surreptitious vandalism? This fuckup just snatched a payphone, for real that's your guy #6? You're just phoning iti in this episode.
This dude looks like a doughy wad of preposterous wishes wrapped in a t-shirt. Then this lady! Oh man, they put her in love with #6 and he's not having it, poor lady - she's all well intentioned domestic charms & wishful era-specific feminiity - I bet it's only a minute or two till #6 makes her cry and cry.
That's right! Shout at her, that's the move! When a lady cries make sure you yell at her to stop crying. Hahah. she's shaking hands with you out of love. I wish i could pretend I hadn't had this exact relationship, but I cant'. Hopeless sad lady! She just loves you #6! Be nice to her! I bet she's got an okay body under all those shapeless clothes. She might even have a vague interest in something interesting! I bet if you talk to her you'll hardly wish you were dead.
Okay. Now I'm all in on this business where she's in ove with #6 and thinks he loves her back - this is terrible gross cruelty from the higher ups in The Village - this is a good episode - it demonstrates their fascit brutality - playing fast & loose with love & feelings. Poor helpless lady! Dicks,
I've worn a tie & jacket to the beach before - that's true. I think it's a shame that contemporary mens' fashion doesn't invovle neough tie & jacket wearing. I'm lost without a tie - actually. All day today and lately I've been a clumsy, falling down mess. I hit my poor head on every damn thing and slip & fall in the ice & just seem & feel ineffective. I haven't dressed the part, you understand - it's always a matter of evoking & manifesting a particular innate style & well... I've been lacking - thats' my own fault. Meanwhile here's #2 - with his dreamy features - letting me know I've let him down. I bet he smells like a forest in a thunderstorm, I bet his arms feel like soft iron cables surrounding you. Y'know, if you're as little as him. He's probably 5'7". Dreamy as he is, he's probably woefully small & useless.
Ugh - and look at these ugly character actors... Don't trust them #6! They're awful! I get itchy looking at them!
Oh... of course dreawmy #2 is into hariy men's Karate. Of course he is. That's what you want in a man who you cuddle. And then you have your fatso clown pals tie him up ineffectively. This is not a plan #6. you've spent the whole episode making a shitty fake plan! You could have been doing hairy mens' karate with the new #2 and you decided to plot & scheme with these amorphous shapes stuffed into striped shirts. Like a dummy. Don't you know immediately that the people of this boat are from The Village? You should have! You did...
Aww Fuck.. You got betrayed by a lumpy mass of shapes that seemed kind of like a dude. You really do only have yourself to blame #6.
This is probalby better than the super bowl. I mean - it is for me! I don't know about you - maybe that's your jam. Who even cares!
This is a chess themed episode. There's always a chess episode. I hate that. I have this Shogi board, because I want to play shogi - but no one wants to play it with me! True story- the guy I did used to play it with left town to be a french-canadian canoe guide! He left town to move to the upper great lakes and speak only french to people while being bearded. I liked that guy, but that is what happens when you know someone who is legitimately interesting - they end up moving to The Village. Someone would play shogi with me in The Village. It's the highest form of Chess, that's what the too-school-for-cool Go-master told me. I ain't play go.
Chess episode. Now it's this lady again. is it that smae aweful lady from before? She's a good enough acress that it might be - but look at her excessivley emotive face - she's got all the expressions! Christ, don't talk to her- she's terrible. i hope Bobby Fisher sacrifices her. her and her stupid hat. beetle browed dismay is a crummy look no matter what. But check it out, how mad everone is that he didn't make his move right.
And now the new #2. This one is my favorite so far. i don't wanna have terror-based staring-contest makeouts with him like I do with the last one - but I do admire his sideburns in an envious fashion. I'd go so far as to say: debonaire.
The chess playing bluecoat is pretty much terrible though - you can tell by looking that that guy smells terrible, and you can see how #6 thinks so too - he tries playing like it's fine, but that's a smelly dude - he's defnitely go some kind of 20th century European bathroom regimen - like he showers once a week & only perfumes his clothes instead of washing them. Grooossss.
Oh this queen is a pointless lady hamster - she's like, partly a capybara who just wants a friend. You've met this lady before - the harmless wanna-be-around lady, she'll follow around like a noisy dog.
Meanwhile! The new #2's eye makeup is a godddammed miracle. This is a man unlike other men. He takes you to stare at cripples in the hospital and you feel lucky to have his dashing companionship. YOu watch as he tortures some hapless fatso and feel yourself barely restraining your arousal. Is he Abraham Lincoln? A young, moist Abraham Lincoln? With better hair product? You don't care, you are lost int he manly creases of his face and the intriguing glimmer of his eyes. The new #2 is dreamy as hell, he makes htat umbrella look good.
Ugh, and then there's the stoogy Rook, #6 don't throw in with this guy! You're misunderstandign the nature of chess & other hierarchies! It's only by their intention that competent people are at the base of the pyramid! Effective people in a hierarchical structure either have a position of command or of servility - they never find their way into the middle - that's for the marginally competent & loyal. Don't trust this dope... He's
Well at least you scorn him - but still, don't be on his side, he's a straight up chump.
also it seems that it's snowed a foot or so in the last few hours. I guess that's what I missed by by watching a 50 year old TV show while drinking excessively. 'mIssed.' Seriously fuck the winter.
Oh hell, this lad who's the queen/episode ingenue- you can tell she went to college for acting shes' fucking into it. Also insufferable, shes' no good, #6... Don't. Just whateveryou do stay off her. She's too gross & easy, she's shatnerbait. Kirkfodder.
But instead you get all caught up with this rook chode - jesus #6 - get some fucking sense! All the people you like are liabiliities up & down. Why ain't you just punch fuckers till they drug you? That's the best use of your time in the Village.
What the Fuck with surreptitious vandalism? This fuckup just snatched a payphone, for real that's your guy #6? You're just phoning iti in this episode.
This dude looks like a doughy wad of preposterous wishes wrapped in a t-shirt. Then this lady! Oh man, they put her in love with #6 and he's not having it, poor lady - she's all well intentioned domestic charms & wishful era-specific feminiity - I bet it's only a minute or two till #6 makes her cry and cry.
That's right! Shout at her, that's the move! When a lady cries make sure you yell at her to stop crying. Hahah. she's shaking hands with you out of love. I wish i could pretend I hadn't had this exact relationship, but I cant'. Hopeless sad lady! She just loves you #6! Be nice to her! I bet she's got an okay body under all those shapeless clothes. She might even have a vague interest in something interesting! I bet if you talk to her you'll hardly wish you were dead.
Okay. Now I'm all in on this business where she's in ove with #6 and thinks he loves her back - this is terrible gross cruelty from the higher ups in The Village - this is a good episode - it demonstrates their fascit brutality - playing fast & loose with love & feelings. Poor helpless lady! Dicks,
I've worn a tie & jacket to the beach before - that's true. I think it's a shame that contemporary mens' fashion doesn't invovle neough tie & jacket wearing. I'm lost without a tie - actually. All day today and lately I've been a clumsy, falling down mess. I hit my poor head on every damn thing and slip & fall in the ice & just seem & feel ineffective. I haven't dressed the part, you understand - it's always a matter of evoking & manifesting a particular innate style & well... I've been lacking - thats' my own fault. Meanwhile here's #2 - with his dreamy features - letting me know I've let him down. I bet he smells like a forest in a thunderstorm, I bet his arms feel like soft iron cables surrounding you. Y'know, if you're as little as him. He's probably 5'7". Dreamy as he is, he's probably woefully small & useless.
Ugh - and look at these ugly character actors... Don't trust them #6! They're awful! I get itchy looking at them!
Oh... of course dreawmy #2 is into hariy men's Karate. Of course he is. That's what you want in a man who you cuddle. And then you have your fatso clown pals tie him up ineffectively. This is not a plan #6. you've spent the whole episode making a shitty fake plan! You could have been doing hairy mens' karate with the new #2 and you decided to plot & scheme with these amorphous shapes stuffed into striped shirts. Like a dummy. Don't you know immediately that the people of this boat are from The Village? You should have! You did...
Aww Fuck.. You got betrayed by a lumpy mass of shapes that seemed kind of like a dude. You really do only have yourself to blame #6.
